YO!!! First time posting here haha. I dno what to post leh...
Piano joke
Q: What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over with a steam roller?
A: Be flat, major.
French Horn joke
Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.
Trombone joke
Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Clarinet joke (no offence)
Q: What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
French Horn joke
A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?"
"Nah," the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all."
The next night she went out with a tuba player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"
"Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh, it was just gross!"
The next night she went out with a French horn player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"
"Well," the first girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so; but I loved the way he held me!"
Trumpet jokes
Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?
A: The doorbell shrieks!
Horn joke
Q: What do do with a horn player that can't play?
A: Give him two sticks, put him in the back, and call him a percussionist.
Q: What do you do if he can't do that?
A: Take away one of the sticks, put him up front, and call him a conductor.
I like the last one heehee... horn players are so talented haha.
Regina:)
